Too Tired to Teach
C’mon kids, whaddayasay?
Can you find something to keep you busy today?
Read a book, maybe write a story,
Do some research on allegory?
You could make a poster, paint your nails,
Research why the French eat snails,
Create a pastiche of neoclassicism,
Denounce the philosophy of pacifism,
Draw a comic about a superhero,
Debate the relative worth of Zero.
I know you came come up with some great thought
That will be ten times better than what I’ve taught.
So do your deal, I trust you guys.
Just let the teacher close his eyes.
So long as it’s something I can praise,
Today you’re all going to earn straight A’s.
NaPoWriMo – Day 25